Dating = Sin

Dating is a sin. I realize that there are many who will say otherwise, and so I will delineate my logic here for those naysayers. When a man takes a woman on a date, he is engaging in at least two kinds of sin. First, he is essentially paying for the woman's company, which is prostitution. True, he may not be actually paying her, but he is still buying her things, like dinner or a movie or whatever the activity may be. If he does not pay, then this woman will become cold and maybe call her guy friends to come and break the man's legs. Exactly like prostitution. Second, he is gambling. When he buys the woman dinner, he is hoping to get more than just a firm handshake goodbye. He is paying for an outcome that he hopes will be favorable, but could be less than desirable, namely wasting his money. This is gambling.Two terrible evils that are highly controlled in our society. That is why I therefore propose that we introduce legislation against dating. I don't know how we could go about enforcing an anti-dating law, but we have to do something! Maybe we could legalize dating in small doses in order to keep the abuse at bay.Or maybe just abolish it all together.